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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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