{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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